teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

inkandpaperthoughts:

ilearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

“Because you are sad. Have you lost something?”

THANK YOU BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL NEED A LITTLE REMINDER THAT THE DOCTOR DIDN’t JUST LOOSE AMY,  HE LOST RORY TOO. AND RORY WAS ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS THE DOCTOR EVER HAD, AND HE’S LOST THEM BOTH AND I CAN’T!!!!!!!

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

“Madness and Greatness were two sides of the same coin and every time a new Targaryen was born, the gods would toss the coin in the air and the world would hold its breath to see how it would land.”

happyfunballxd:

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

“Gotcha!”

niknumber3:

people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant

but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant

says a lot

brandonatron0711:

If you listen carefully you can hear the subtle sound of the Red vs Blue fandom awakening at last

melxody:

turian-tsuntsun:

[RIPS OFF SHIRT TO REVEAL “JUNE 14TH” TATTOOED ACROSS MY CHEST]

[sets cities on fire]

daenystargaryen:

captainasha:

they mentioned balon greyjoy i thought this day would never come

Somewhere, on Pyke, Balon Greyjoy lifts his head to the sky, rain pouring down, as he recognises that someone, somewhere, has acknowledged his rebellious claim

AH/RT Meme » One Tower of Pimps Win- Wipeout Part Two {x}